1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the teacher says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male teachers.)

4. Address the teacher as "your excellency".

5. When the teacher on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"

6. Relive your secondary days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.

7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

8. Correct the teacher at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

9. Sit in the front row reading the teacher's graduate thesis and snickering.

10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the teacher can't understand you.

11. Wink at the teacher every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)

12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. (you know, like the kallang wave.)