*This news is real and children are not allowed to read. Otherwise, a ghost will find you tonight. Don't believe? Look who's behind and on top of you now.
There is this women who brought a live lobster back home to masturbate. She was lying on the bathtub and using some things to agitate the lobster.
*Holding the lobster with the tail flapping at her vagina and using something to agitate the lobster head.
So that the lobster will struggle more, and flipped it's tail more vigorously resulting her in maximum pleasure.
After finishing with the masturbation, she thew away the dead lobster and went to sleep.
The next morning, she went to the toilet as she felt something painful going on in her vagina. Suddenly, a whole lump of worms wriggle it's way out of her vagina.
She screamed, fell down and knocked the wall. Eventually, she died.
Doctor examined and discover that the lobster was actually laying eggs in her vagina while she was masturbating. And with her body temperature, it's the best condition for the eggs to be hatched.
Therefore, lobster babies hatched in her vagina. Omg, that's freaking gross.
I am having goosebumps typing the whole story out.
SEE LA, MASTURBATE WITH LOBSTER. WANT TO DIE FASTER AH?
This type of women is seriously SICK. Of all the non-living things she can use, she decided to try something more kinky(to herself).
Now you know, lobster is actually quite smart. Taking revenge on her, since she wants to kill the lobster by torturing it.
SERVE HER RIGHT. :)
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